Hole In The Wall Mini Cupcakes

~Arctic Bear!~
I love hole-in-the-wall eateries. Something about the personality of small places where you can have a quiet conversation with the owner/chef/waiter/cashier. Or maybe it's the closest I can come to blowing up a wall and getting to the secret room to find that heart piece.

HMTFWS: We Will Be Full of Plastic

So it's been forever but I have a really good excuse: I had a job! Yeah seriously, I was doing stuff to make money. But then I realized that money is totally overrated and all that matters in life is absorbing the internet. So here's a How Much The Future Will Suck I wrote last week, but forgot to put up here. More in a few days

HMTFWS: Wheelchairs

Cato and I went to a NYLaughs comedy in the park thing last Sunday. Eddie Brill said some cool stuff about our culture and how unhealthy it is. During his rant on soda being purely chemicals that can corrode car paint but we still drink he said, “Why's your kid on Ritalin? Because you give him processed sugar! You might as well give him crack. At least that has baking soda in it.”

If the government really wanted us to be healthy, they wouldn't be putting so much money into healthcare. They'd do things like making Meat and Bone Meal (that's what makes cows mad) illegal, and hand out free facemask for urban-dwellers instead of syringes.

So because I'm yapping about how much the present sucks, and because it's been a while, there's a brand new How Much The Future Will Suck! This one is for old people (which will be you when it becomes the future, so listen up!)

Giant Robots Are Meant To Blow Up Stuff

~What does zord mean?~
I just watched the reveal trailer for the new MechWarrior game and I'm pretty disappointed. I never really got into MechWarrior. Mainly because I didn't have a computer running windows, but also because the robots were boxy and slow compared to sleek acrobatic gundams. This video is supposed to show a reimagining but it looks like an old Godzilla movie reimagined in cgi.
If you're gonna have clunky, slow moving robots, might as well add a bunch of color to them, and make five of them that fuse into one giant one, and call it.. what would sound cool? Something that begins with a Z.. and ends in “ord.” wait, it will need mega at the beginning because that gives it +10 cool points. Okay, okay, I think I got it: A MegaZord.
It's been years since anything cool has happened with the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers franchise. Super Sentai has died out in Japan, leaving the American branch to fully film episodes. Transformers, GI Joe, and every Marvel character are all getting 21st century remakes, so why not something with the word Morphin' in it's title?